Cuban Sandwiches roundup

Pocket Change is totally offensive.
“There’s nothing sexier to me than a Cuban woman making me food (obviously other than a woman of any ethnicity either cleaning or taking out the trash). I always like to stand close behind and watch intently, and whisper sweet things like, “Baby, I just want to see how to do it the right way, so I can make sure I know when you mess it up in the future and consequently deduct that from your pay.” ”
Well, I guess there’s something to be said for pushing the boundaries of irony. Not sure what that is right now… I’m not even sure posting this relatively useful roundup of cuban sandwiches is worth propagating that kind of 8th degree snark that excuses racism with a wave of the hand and a “oh sweetie, don’t you know my baby mama’s fresh off the boat too?” but what the hell. I’m bored. and hungry.

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